Body Hair Admirer Pillows

Modern Hirsute

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hair Crop Circle

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

Square Cut

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"Fashion over function!"

Georgian head-dress

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Hair Salon.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"This is all my own hair."