Body Hair Enthusiast Pillows

"Janet would like to join us for 'No Shave November'."

"Do you think my back hair makes me look kind of primitive?"

Love at First Sight

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Like my new haircut?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Movember

Curling your hair for no reason

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

Georgian head-dress

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

Clock Tower Shadow

"Fashion over function!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."