"Janet would like to join us for 'No Shave November'."
Body Hair Enthusiast Mugs
Start the day with a laugh or a statement—our body hair enthusiast mugs feature witty designs that champion natural beauty and confidence, making mornings more humorous and empowering.
"Do you think my back hair makes me look kind of primitive?"
Love at First Sight
The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.
Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.
"Be creative...!"
"Absolutely not!"
'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'
"Like my new haircut?"
"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."
Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.
Movember
Curling your hair for no reason
"We have a very special relationship with our barber."
Square Cut
You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"
"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"
'More hair than brains.'
"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"
Hairstyles
Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas
Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...
This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!
Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.
The Anti-flat shampoo worked.
"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."
'Medusa has a bad snake day'
Georgian head-dress
"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"
Clock Tower Shadow
"Fashion over function!"
'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'
'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'
"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."
Body Hair Enthusiast Mugs Collection
Body Hair Enthusiast Pillows
Brighten your home with stylish pillows celebrating body hair positivity—comfortable, quirky, and full of personality.
Body Hair Enthusiast Prints
Discover bold prints that champion body hair pride—bring humor and confidence to your decor with our unique wall art.
Body Hair Enthusiast T-Shirts
Find more hilarious and empowering body hair enthusiast t-shirts—show off your pride in style and humor with our fun collection.