Body Hair Appreciator Mugs

"This is all my own hair."

Hair Crop Circle

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

Hair Salon.

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'Is that a wig?'

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

"She massages egos."

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

Mowing His Hairy back.