Body Hair Aficionado Mugs

Changing Male Fashions

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Nice haircut."

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

Two men in barber shop

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Hairstyles

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Fashion over function!"

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Georgian head-dress

Two men discussing thier moustaches

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."