Body Hair Aficionado Gifts

Changing Male Fashions

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Nice haircut."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Hairstyles

Two men in barber shop

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Georgian head-dress

"Fashion over function!"

Two men discussing thier moustaches

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Hair Salon.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'