Bodyhair Enthusiast Gifts

'Like the Brazilian?'

Love at First Sight

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Movember

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Like my new haircut?"

Curling your hair for no reason

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'More hair than brains.'

Square Cut

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Bald man with a brush on his head

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

Clock Tower Shadow

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Georgian head-dress

"Fashion over function!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.