Bodyhair Enthusiast Gifts

'Like the Brazilian?'

Love at First Sight

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Movember

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Like my new haircut?"

Curling your hair for no reason

Square Cut

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Hairstyles

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Georgian head-dress

Clock Tower Shadow

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.