Body Hair Appreciator T-Shirts

"This is all my own hair."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Hair Crop Circle

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Square Cut

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Hair Salon.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"She massages egos."

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

'Is that a wig?'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."