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"She massages egos."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hair Crop Circle

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Be creative...!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Absolutely not!"

Greenfingers.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Curling your hair for no reason

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Bald man with a brush on his head

Georgian head-dress

"Fashion over function!"

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'