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"Wow, cool! Me, I've never been patient enough to grow my hair shoulder-length..."

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

'I can sit on it now - What's more, the bubblegum's nearly grown out.'

Bad hair day!

Hair Crop Circle

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Curling your hair for no reason

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Nice haircut."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Hairstyles

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Two men in barber shop

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Georgian head-dress

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Rapunzel as a child.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'