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"Bond James, Bond."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Silly wig.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

GURLERS

Rapunzel as a child.

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"Scratch my head, would you?"

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

The Dog Botherer.

Football haircuts.

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

Man in sunlight - sun making his hair grow.

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

'The invitation says casual but of course you don't do casual do you.'