Long-hair Devotee Gifts

"That's one 50-gallon drum of shampoo, one 50-gallon drum of conditioner, and one leaf-blower. Sign here."

"Bond James, Bond."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Silly wig.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

GURLERS

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Rapunzel as a child.

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Scratch my head, would you?"

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

"Fifty grand in hair products, Rapunzel? You're killing me!"

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

Football haircuts.

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

The Dog Botherer.

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

Man in sunlight - sun making his hair grow.

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'