Stretching Devotee Gifts

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

"I can't stand her 'Yogier than thou' attitude."

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Bond James, Bond."

Silly wig.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Ready...."

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"Scratch my head, would you?"

Give Thanks.

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

'I'd like to ask the council's advice on how to get the congregation to sit closer to the front of the church.'

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

The Dog Botherer.

John Knox

"That's one 50-gallon drum of shampoo, one 50-gallon drum of conditioner, and one leaf-blower. Sign here."

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

'I love high-definition TV!'

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

Archaeology department

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

Warming up

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

"Your digging technique is totally wrong. You should use the simple law of physics..."

Clowns working to repair clown car on roadside.