Stretching Devotee Gifts

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

"I can't stand her 'Yogier than thou' attitude."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Bond James, Bond."

Silly wig.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Ready...."

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"Scratch my head, would you?"

Give Thanks.

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

John Knox

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

The Dog Botherer.

'I love high-definition TV!'

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

Archaeology department

Warming up

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

"Your digging technique is totally wrong. You should use the simple law of physics..."

Take it easy on the stretching exercises!

'The invitation says casual but of course you don't do casual do you.'

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

What's the big deal about dress-down Fridays?