Stretching Believer Gifts

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Gymnast tangled up.

Give Thanks.

Yoga

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

Jesus the comedian.

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"

Easter egg yoga

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."

When your trainer said stretching is a key component of your new fitness program, she wasn't talking about your stomach!

"She's a natural,apparently she still believes in faries and Santa Claus!"

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

Warming up

Take it easy on the stretching exercises!

Yeah, well, you're going to be really sore tomorrow if you don't stretch first.