Stretching Survivor Gifts

Gymnast tangled up.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"The first one's just a warning."

Desert Island BBQ

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Tong!"

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Shipwrecked.

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

'Now what?'

"Hey, if we're getting laid off, it's every man for himself!"

"The sign says you can swim to civilization from here, but that sounds unlikely."

Hammock for Man on Desert Island with Single Tree

'... And when Brad Pitt told you that it was this way to the waterhole, you didn't think that you may have been hallucinating?'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"