Stretching Enthusiast Gifts

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

'And now we will do the seated straddle forward bend. Advanced students will actually touch the floor with their bellybutton...Done!'

Cats invented yoga

"Take it easy on the stretching exercises."

"Reach for the sky! No, wait, uh....reach for the ground!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Exercise Class

Running

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"We're exclusively delts."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Exercising

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'We're looking for athletic people.'