Stretching Pro Gifts

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'Keep fit.'

Office Safety.

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Gymnast tangled up.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'Who said honesty is the best policy?'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

Yoga in Heaven

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

"How's your exercise class going?"

'At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.'