Stretching Gifts

Snowperson Yoga

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Warming up

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."

'Try to relax.'

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

'...and let's get one thing straight. This ain't no yoga class for wimps.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

'How's your pilates class doing?'

Take it easy on the stretching exercises!

"I stretch and do yoga every morning. I call it tying my shoes."

'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'

"How's your exercise class going?"

'The doctor told him he has hypertension, the silly beggar!'

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

PILATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

"Take it easy on the stretching exercises."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Hey...have you noticed? You bite your fingernails."

Yoga in Heaven

"Could you teach me to do the splits?"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."