Stretching Sensation Gifts

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Eric Clapton.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Runner going through hurdles.

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'Keep fit.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

Gymnast tangled up.

"This is a blind audition, right?"

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

Yoga

Yoga in Heaven

Sleigh ride!