Swinging Sensation Gifts

It's the previous 382 attempts that help you become 'a natural'.

King of the Swingers.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"This never happened."

Swinging

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Swing

Mood Swings.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

A bride and a groom on a swing

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

Switchback Playground.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"It must be still charging."

"This is where I come to unwind."