Swinging Sensation Pillows

It's the previous 382 attempts that help you become 'a natural'.

King of the Swingers.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"This never happened."

Swinging

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'He lived and died for golf.'

Swing

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Mood Swings.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

"It must be still charging."

Cab Calloway Swings

Switchback Playground.