Swing Sensation Gifts

'I think I see your problem...you're standing too close to the ball...after you hit it.'

'Time to take my game to the next level.'

Golf

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Not that slowly back...'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

A bride and a groom on a swing

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Thursday is the new Friday

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'