Swing Sensation Mugs

'I think I see your problem...you're standing too close to the ball...after you hit it.'

'Time to take my game to the next level.'

Golf

Rory McIlroy

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Swinging

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Not that slowly back...'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Thursday is the new Friday

Stone henge swing.