Swimming Sensation Gifts

Shark having swimming lessons 'And what are you looking at flea bag!'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

'Jack, if you're taking pictures, I'll stay submerged! You know we always look bigger out of water.'

SCUBER

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

The First Fire Stick

Wolf Karaoke

Karataoke

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Runner going through hurdles.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Will broker deals for food'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Ventriloquist Audition

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

Footballer playing for time

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Surfing Pensioner

John Travolta.

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

Barihunk

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

Football anagrams: Sing up goal ace. (Answer: Paul Gascoigne)

'Managers karaoke night'

Golf

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