Sprint Sensation Gifts

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Runner going through hurdles.

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Here we go, one lap left in the Olympic Finals, and we're heading into the final sprint!"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

The First Fire Stick

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

'Will broker deals for food'

Casting Director

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

Surfing Pensioner

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"First gig in a while?"

Second to Nun

You finished Netflix

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