Sprint Sensation Mugs

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Runner going through hurdles.

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Here we go, one lap left in the Olympic Finals, and we're heading into the final sprint!"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

The First Fire Stick

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

'Will broker deals for food'

Casting Director

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Surfing Pensioner

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

Second to Nun

SCUBER

You finished Netflix

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

Ski-ers.

The dream works when the team works!

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."