Cycling Sensation Mugs

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

The First Fire Stick

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Runner going through hurdles.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Casting Director

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

Surfing Pensioner

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Bicycle Pie Chart

You finished Netflix

SCUBER

BMX riding in Bavaria

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

"On your left."