Sporting Sensation Mugs

Connor Wickham

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

The First Fire Stick

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Wolf Karaoke

Karataoke

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Runner going through hurdles.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Will broker deals for food'

Ventriloquist Audition

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Footballer playing for time

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Surfing Pensioner

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

Barihunk

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

John Travolta.

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

Edinson Cavani

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

Football anagrams: Sing up goal ace. (Answer: Paul Gascoigne)

SCUBER

'Managers karaoke night'