Sailing Sensation Gifts

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

'Gee, why didn't I think of that?'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piracy on a boating lake

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Build a Raft

Bermuda Triangles

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Boat wedding.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).