Skiing Sensation Gifts

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Baby Skier

We shall overcome covid-19

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Runner going through hurdles.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Piste-side Hotel

Man chases after his skis.

Balloon ski lift

Surfing Pensioner

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

Ski-ers.

SCUBER

Man skis through Tree.

'You sure you've done this before?'

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

The Motives of Footballers

"Would you say two skis or four?"

'Gee, why didn't I think of that?'

Cow using udders as skis.

'Jack, if you're taking pictures, I'll stay submerged! You know we always look bigger out of water.'

Bear skiing.

A surfer rides on a wave of snow created by a snow plough.