Swimming Sensation Fan Gifts

'Your ex wife is quite a swimmer, Mr Wallace.'

The First Fire Stick

"Marco ..."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Marine Band

Surfing Pensioner

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Seahorse with small child rubber ring.

SCUBER

How about a hike or a swim? No thanks. Twig's a slug. She's certainly uninspired. Wait! Let's go canoeing! You never know when inspiration will strike!

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

You finished Netflix

'Congratulations! You just brought in a gushier.'

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

'Ha! Fake out!'

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

Bomb's Away

Connor Wickham

The Motives of Footballers

'Jack, if you're taking pictures, I'll stay submerged! You know we always look bigger out of water.'

How's my Life-Saving? Call...

Thank you for not drowning.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Cartoon showing a man swimming, when another swimmer has dived, bounced off his stomach and smashed through the ceiling.

No Diving

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

Swan Lake - safety measures.