Swimming Sensation Fan Pillows

'Your ex wife is quite a swimmer, Mr Wallace.'

The First Fire Stick

"Marco ..."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Marine Band

Surfing Pensioner

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

'Congratulations! You just brought in a gushier.'

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

You finished Netflix

SCUBER

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

'Ha! Fake out!'

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

'Jack, if you're taking pictures, I'll stay submerged! You know we always look bigger out of water.'

Bomb's Away

Connor Wickham

The Motives of Footballers

How's my Life-Saving? Call...

Thank you for not drowning.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

No Diving

Cocktail Swimming

Cartoon showing a man swimming, when another swimmer has dived, bounced off his stomach and smashed through the ceiling.

'Sam was one of the keenest recruits they'd had in years.'