Swimming Fanatics Pillows

Swirling Eddies

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Bull charging a fisherman

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Freestyling.

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"It's improv night."

Lapdogs

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Water Skiing Accidents.

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

Dentists on Holiday

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

'I wouldn't mind a bite now and then.'

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Rip Taylor Tide

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Fisherman Funneral

No petting in the pool!

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"