Swimming Supporter Pillows

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

'My feet are killing me.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

100k Desert Crawl

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Lapdogs

Football Blockers.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

Seahorse with small child rubber ring.

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

Rip Taylor Tide

Football merchandising - 1953.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

No petting in the pool!

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'