Swim Savior Fan Pillows

'Sam was one of the keenest recruits they'd had in years.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Ticket and passport, please."

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Need tickets.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Seahorse with small child rubber ring.

No Loitering

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

'Ha! Fake out!'

Bomb's Away

"No more last requests."

How's my Life-Saving? Call...

Thank you for not drowning.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Eskimo in Igloo

Cocktail Swimming

No Diving

Swan Lake - safety measures.

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

100 metres butterfly.

NO skinny dipping

Never swim on a full stomach...

Synchronised swimmers 'walking the plank' of pirate ship.