Swimwear Fan Pillows

"Marco ..."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Mankini - One size fits all.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Two piece outfits only.

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Bathing suit.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'Ha! Fake out!'

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

MMM-MM, Cellulite

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

How's my Life-Saving? Call...

Piano scarf

'Are you sure those are dolphins?'

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

Bomb's Away

No Diving

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

'Sam was one of the keenest recruits they'd had in years.'

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

"I already had the snorkel, so I figured, why not!"

Penguin in a swimming costume.

"Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not...good."

Cocktail Swimming

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

Cartoon showing a man swimming, when another swimmer has dived, bounced off his stomach and smashed through the ceiling.