Viral Sensation Fan Gifts

"Your eyebrows have gone viral. Get some tweezers."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

Workplace Confidentiality.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

The Visitor

The phantom of the Oprah.

"Can we do this on YouTube live, I need the money for my bail."

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'

'The bite was great but you forgot to clutch your face and fall to the ground waving an imaginary card...'

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

"You need to make more mistakes like that, Pastor. Your sermon just went viral."

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

'Dude, this is so going to go viral!'

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

"This is the Internet wing."

Tweeted

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

I don't know what they are, but they're keeping up with us.

Nah, not up to much – just got let go by a sneeze, so I'm between bodies.

Jackie Weaver

We guard the house, fetch the paper, provide companionship, and he gets a million views on YouTube by chasing a moth!

"There's no need to shout!"

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

"I'm getting a thunder of hooves and cry of 'Hi-yo, Silver!'..."

"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!"

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'