Viral Sensation Fan T-Shirts

"Your eyebrows have gone viral. Get some tweezers."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

Workplace Confidentiality.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"Can we do this on YouTube live, I need the money for my bail."

The Visitor

The phantom of the Oprah.

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

"You need to make more mistakes like that, Pastor. Your sermon just went viral."

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

"This is the Internet wing."

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

Jackie Weaver

"There's no need to shout!"

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

Guy in Opthamology Store Room getting Evil Eyeballs.

'Sorry, I'm kind of nostalgic. This is a printout of my first online flame war.'

"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!"