Stretching Sensation Pillows

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Runner going through hurdles.

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'Keep fit.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Gymnast tangled up.

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"This is a blind audition, right?"

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Yoga in Heaven

Yoga

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.