String Sensation Pillows

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Impressing dad.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

No Elgar!

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Occupational Hazards.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Violin Player

Cello Concert

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Violin Rehearsal

"The estranged string trio."

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

The violin lesson

Spinning violinist

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

That's my son

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Cellist wearing face mask.

String Quartet Vending Machine

My other viola is a Stradivari.

"As far as I'm concerned, gentlemen, this marks the end of the Schwarzwalder String Quartet."

"The deal with the marionette company is nearly complete, although there are still some strings attached."

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

Viola jokes are not always suitable chat up lines.

Doug Kershaw

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'