Stretching Savvy Gifts

"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'Keep fit.'

Office Safety.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

'Who said honesty is the best policy?'

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

Gymnast tangled up.

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

Yoga in Heaven

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

Yoga

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.'

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

Easter egg yoga

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."