Stretching Savvy Gifts

"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

'Keep fit.'

Office Safety.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Gymnast tangled up.

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'Who said honesty is the best policy?'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

Yoga in Heaven

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

Yoga

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"How's your exercise class going?"

'At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.'

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Easter egg yoga