Stretching Master Gifts

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'Fitness guru.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

How the goat got square eyes.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Important Muscles.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Relaxing on a sofa

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"We can't agree on a size."

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'Keep fit.'

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."