Stretching Master Gifts

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'Fitness guru.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

How the goat got square eyes.

Important Muscles.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Relaxing on a sofa

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"We can't agree on a size."

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'Keep fit.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Gymnast tangled up.

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."