Stretching Specialist Gifts

Fitness Class. Flexibility is the foundation of good physical fitness. All's well that bends well.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'Keep fit.'

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Gymnast tangled up.

'Who said honesty is the best policy?'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

Yoga in Heaven

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

Hazard of texting