Stretching Specialist Prints

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'Keep fit.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Gymnast tangled up.

'Who said honesty is the best policy?'

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

Yoga in Heaven

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

Hazard of texting

'How's your pilates class doing?'