Stretch Enthusiast Prints

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Running

Exercise Class

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Jogging Bottoms

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I hate this time of year."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'