Stretch Enthusiast Pillows

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Exercise Class

Running

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Jogging Bottoms

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!