Flex Enthusiast Pillows

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A man and his dog

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

"Well, you taught him to fetch our slippers."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

A dog and a robot dog

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'Steroids.'

Bureau of Missing Persons, "He works flextime and we have direct deposit, so it took me a few months to notice he was gone."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

Man throwing stick for dog

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

Gymnast tangled up.

"My god, will I ever stop falling for that fake throw?"