Flex Enthusiast Gifts

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

A man and his dog

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Frizzbee statue.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"Well, you taught him to fetch our slippers."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

A dog and a robot dog

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Man throwing stick for dog

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'Steroids.'

Bureau of Missing Persons, "He works flextime and we have direct deposit, so it took me a few months to notice he was gone."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

"I said FETCH! Not KVETCH!"

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"My god, will I ever stop falling for that fake throw?"

Gymnast tangled up.