Flexibility Enthusiast Gifts

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'Your first lesson is free.'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"It hurts when I do this ... "

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

The Joy of Flex

"Ms. Carson is always willing to substitute on very short notice."

"How flexible are you?"

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."

"Look! Here comes a job offer!"

Ballerina

Closing Laugh: Yoga Club

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

"Could you teach me to do the splits?"

A naked acrobat takes a selfie

The Acrobat/Musician

"He's still struggling to come to terms with flexible working!"

Rhythmic Gymnast

Contortionist seeks housing.

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

The yoga class.

'What do you mean exactly, when you say you want to talk about flexible working?'

'We gather here today in memory of Frank, beloved husband, father, friend and contortionist. . .'

It hurts when I do this.

The Yoga Center. Positions Available.

Yoga. The best part about being a yoga instructor? The flexible hours!

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Someone left a yoga student on Mrs. Clearwhistle's front stoop. The student was tangled up and couldn't get undone from himself. She recognized him; it was Earl Slabodne. He lives up on the north edge of town. Mrs. Clearwhistle poured some olive oil on Earle, and he slipped right out; she called Mrs. Slabodne, who said to send him home. Mrs. Clearwhistle did, and she didn't charge for the olive oil.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Yoga helps me unwind."