Flexibility Enthusiasts Gifts

Holding Yoga Book With Feet.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

A mid-lithe crisis.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

Gymnast tangled up.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Give Thanks.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

Ballerina

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

The Acrobat/Musician

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

'I love being my own boss!'